I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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