People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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