Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
Randomize
