No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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