We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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