doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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