i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
