I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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