Joe is yelling at the trees again.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
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