We won't sleep together?
The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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