That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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