Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
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