We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
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