Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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