Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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