Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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