So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
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