Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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