She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
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