i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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