I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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