oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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