im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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