Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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