zippers are such a cool invention
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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