I have demons in me.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Randomize
