your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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