Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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