doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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