Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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