: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
Randomize
