I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
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