Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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