I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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