Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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