ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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