why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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