i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I think my nap took me to another dimension
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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