left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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