In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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