My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Randomize