well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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