Grow some girl-balls and come out already
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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