My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
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