Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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