Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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