with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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