I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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