I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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