what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
he shaved USA in his pubs
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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