she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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