IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
We need to rekindle our bromance
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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