dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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