her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
i think my cat just said my name.
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