proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
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