there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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