IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
ttyl tear gas
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
Randomize
